Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I'll defend to the death your right to \ | say that, but I never said I'd listen | | to it! | | | | -- Tom Galloway with apologies to | \ Voltaire / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;