Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Bistromathics is simply a revolutionary \ | new way of understanding the behavior | | of numbers. Just as Einstein observed | | that space was not an absolute, but | | depended on the observer's movement in | | space, and that time was not an | | absolute, but depended on the | | observer's movement in time, so it is | | now realized that numbers are not | | absolute, but depend on the observer's | | movement in restaurants. | | | \ -- Douglas Adams / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;