Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / You can't have your cake and let your \ | neighbor eat it too. | | | \ -- Ayn Rand / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;