Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Eh, that's it, I guess. No 300 million \ | dollar unveiling event for this kernel, | | I'm afraid, but you're still supposed | | to think of this as the "happening of | | the century" (at least until the next | | kernel comes along). | | | | -- Linus, in the announcement for | \ 1.3.27 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;