Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you write something wrong enough, \ | I'll be glad to make up a new witticism | | just for you. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199702221943.LAA20388@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;