Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We should have a great many fewer \ | disputes in the world if only words | | were taken for what they are, the signs | | of our ideas only, and not for things | | themselves. | | | \ -- John Locke / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;