Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Last time I had intimate contact with \ | another human being was rather a | | painful experience... I rather liked | | it... ;) | | | \ -- Brett Manz / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;