Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Even in the moment of our earliest \ | kiss, When sighed the straitened bud | | into the flower, Sat the dry seed of | | most unwelcome this; And that I knew, | | though not the day and hour. Too | | season-wise am I, being country-bred, | | To tilt at autumn or defy the frost: | | Snuffing the chill even as my fathers | | did, I say with them, "What's out | | tonight is lost." I only hoped, with | | the mild hope of all Who watch the leaf | | take shape upon the tree, A fairer | | summer and a later fall Than in these | | parts a man is apt to see, And sunny | | clusters ripened for the wine: I tell | | you this across the blackened vine. | | | | -- Edna St. Vincent Millay, "Even in | | the Moment of | | | \ Our Earliest Kiss", 1931 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;