Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / WARNING: \ | | | Reading this fortune can affect the | | dimensionality of your | | | | mind, change the curvature of your | | spine, cause the growth | | | | of hair on your palms, and make a | | difference in the outcome | | | \ of your favorite war. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;