Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A great empire, like a great cake, is \ | most easily diminished at the edges. | | | \ -- B. Franklin / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;