Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I had the rare misfortune of being one \ | of the first people to try and | | implement a PL/1 compiler. | | | \ -- T. Cheatham / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;