Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Oh, the Slithery Dee, he crawled out of \ | the sea. He may catch all the others, | | but he won't catch me. No, he won't | | catch me, stupid ol' Slithery Dee. He | | may catch all the others, but | | AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! | | | \ -- The Smothers Brothers / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;