Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Netscape is not a newsreader, and \ | probably never shall be. | | | \ -- Tom Christiansen / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;