Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "By long-standing tradition, I take \ | this opportunity to savage other | | designers in the thin disguise of good, | | clean fun." | | | | -- P. J. Plauger, from his April Fool's | | column in April 88's "Computer | \ Language" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;