Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A fitter fits; Though sinners sin A \ | cutter cuts; And thinners thin And an | | aircraft spotter spots; And | | paper-blotters blot A baby-sitter I've | | never yet Baby-sits -- Had letters let | | But an otter never ots. Or seen an | | otter ot. | | | | A batter bats (Or scatters scats); A | | potting shed's for potting; But no | | one's found A bounder bound Or caught | | an otter otting. | | | \ -- Ralph Lewin / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;