Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you are good, you will be assigned \ | all the work. If you are real good, you | \ will get out of it. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;