Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Epperson's law: \ | | | When a man says it's a silly, childish | | game, it's probably | | | \ something his wife can beat him at. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;