Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "All snakes who wish to remain in \ | Ireland will please raise their right | | hands." | | | \ -- Saint Patrick / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;