Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The truth of a thing is the feel of it, \ | not the think of it. | | | \ -- Stanley Kubrick / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;