Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / [From an announcement of a congress of \ | the International Ontopsychology | | Association, in Rome]: | | | | The Ontopsychological school, availing | | itself of new research criteria and of | | a new telematic epistemology, maintains | | that social modes do not spring from | | dialectics of territory or of class, or | | of consumer goods, or of means of | | power, but rather from dynamic | | latencies capillarized in millions of | | individuals in system functions which, | | once they have reached the event | | maturation, burst forth in catastrophic | | phenomenology engaging a suitable | | stereotype protagonist or duty | | marionette (general, president, | | political party, etc.) to consummate | | the act of social schizophrenia in mass | \ genocide. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;