Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I fell asleep reading a dull book, and \ | I dreamt that I was reading on, so I | \ woke up from sheer boredom. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;