Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I know what "custody" [of the children] \ | means. "Get even." That's all custody | | means. Get even with your old lady. | | | \ -- Lenny Bruce / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;