Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / With a gentleman I try to be a \ | gentleman and a half, and with a fraud | | I try to be a fraud and a half. | | | \ -- Otto von Bismark / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;