Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Although written many years ago, Lady \ | Chatterley's Lover has just been | | reissued by the Grove Press, and this | | pictorial account of the day-to-day | | life of an English gamekeeper is full | | of considerable interest to outdoor | | minded readers, as it contains many | | passages on pheasant-raising, the | | apprehending of poachers, ways to | | control vermin, and other chores and | | duties of the professional gamekeeper. | | Unfortunately, one is obliged to wade | | through many pages of extraneous | | material in order to discover and | | savour those sidelights on the | | management of a midland shooting | | estate, and in this reviewer's opinion | | the book cannot take the place of J. R. | | Miller's "Practical Gamekeeping." | | | | -- Ed Zern, "Field and Stream" (Nov. | \ 1959) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;