Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / You are not permitted to kill a woman \ | who has wronged you, but nothing | | forbids you to reflect that she is | | growing older every minute. You are | | avenged fourteen hundred and forty | | times a day. | | | \ -- Ambrose Bierce / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;