Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Bruce McKinney, author of of Hardcore \ | Visual Basic, has announced that he's | | fed up with VB and won't be writing a | | 3rd edition of his book. The best quote | | is at the end: 'I don't need a language | \ designed by a focus group'." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;