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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Deliberate provocation of mystical      \
| experience, particularly by LSD and     |
| related hallucinogens, in contrast to   |
| spontaneous visionary experiences,      |
| entails dangers that must not be        |
| underestimated. Practitioners must take |
| into account the peculiar effects of    |
| these substances, namely their ability  |
| to influence our consciousness, the     |
| innermost essence of our being. The     |
| history of LSD to date amply            |
| demonstrates the catastrophic           |
| consequences that can ensue when its    |
| profound effect is misjudged and the    |
| substance is mistaken for a pleasure    |
| drug. Special internal and external     |
| advance preparations are required; with |
| them, an LSD experiment can become a    |
| meaningful experience.                  |
|                                         |
| -- Dr. Albert Hoffman, the discoverer   |
\ of LSD                                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;