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$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Deliberate provocation of mystical \ | experience, particularly by LSD and | | related hallucinogens, in contrast to | | spontaneous visionary experiences, | | entails dangers that must not be | | underestimated. Practitioners must take | | into account the peculiar effects of | | these substances, namely their ability | | to influence our consciousness, the | | innermost essence of our being. The | | history of LSD to date amply | | demonstrates the catastrophic | | consequences that can ensue when its | | profound effect is misjudged and the | | substance is mistaken for a pleasure | | drug. Special internal and external | | advance preparations are required; with | | them, an LSD experiment can become a | | meaningful experience. | | | | -- Dr. Albert Hoffman, the discoverer | \ of LSD / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;