Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Inaction \ | | | The follower of knowledge learns as | | much as he can every day; The follower | | of the Way forgets as much as he can | | every day. By attrition he reaches a | | state of inaction Wherein he does | | nothing, but nothing remains undone. To | | conquer the world, accomplish nothing; | | If you must accomplish something, The | | world remains beyond conquest. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;