Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No live organism can continue for long \ | to exist sanely under conditions of | | absolute reality; even larks and | | katydids are supposed, by some, to | | dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by | | itself against its hills, holding | | darkness within; it had stood so for | | eighty years and might stand for eighty | | more. Within, walls continued upright, | | bricks met neatly, floors were firm, | | and doors were sensibly shut; silence | | lay steadily against the wood and stone | | of Hill House, and whatever walked | | there, walked alone. | | | | -- Shirley Jackson, "The Haunting of | \ Hill House" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;