Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I was born because it was a habit in \ | those days, people didn't know anything | | else ... I was not a Child Prodigy, | | because a Child Prodigy is a child who | | knows as much when it is a child as it | | does when it grows up. | | | \ -- Will Rogers / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;