Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The black bear used to be one of the \ | most commonly seen large animals | | because in Yosemite and Sequoia | | national parks they lived off of | | garbage and tourist handouts. This bear | | has learned to open car doors in | | Yosemite, where damage to automobiles | | caused by bears runs into the tens of | | thousands of dollars a year. Campaigns | | to bearproof all garbage containers in | | wild areas have been difficult, because | | as one biologist put it, "There is a | | considerable overlap between the | | intelligence levels of the smartest | \ bears and the dumbest tourists." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;