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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The black bear used to be one of the    \
| most commonly seen large animals        |
| because in Yosemite and Sequoia         |
| national parks they lived off of        |
| garbage and tourist handouts. This bear |
| has learned to open car doors in        |
| Yosemite, where damage to automobiles   |
| caused by bears runs into the tens of   |
| thousands of dollars a year. Campaigns  |
| to bearproof all garbage containers in  |
| wild areas have been difficult, because |
| as one biologist put it, "There is a    |
| considerable overlap between the        |
| intelligence levels of the smartest     |
\ bears and the dumbest tourists."        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;