Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Nine years of ballet, asshole." -- \ | Shelly Long, to the bad guy after | | making a jump over a gorge that he | | | \ couldn't quite, in "Outrageous Fortune" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;