Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / I understand why you're confused. \ | You're thinking too much. | | | \ -- Carole Wallach. / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;