Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / To update Voltaire, "I may kill all \ | msgs from you, but I'll fight for your | | right to post it, and I'll let it | | reside on my disks". | | | | -- Doug Thompson | \ (doug@isishq.FIDONET.ORG) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;