Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A man is already halfway in love with \ | any woman who listens to him. | | | \ -- Brendan Francis / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;