Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Mankind's yearning to engage in sports \ | is older than recorded history, dating | | back to the time millions of years ago, | | when the first primitive man picked up | | a crude club and a round rock, tossed | | the rock into the air, and whomped the | | club into the sloping forehead of the | | first primitive umpire. | | | | What inner force drove this first | | athlete? Your guess is as good as mine. | | Better, probably, because you haven't | | had four beers. | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "Sports is a Drag" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;