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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Mankind's yearning to engage in sports  \
| is older than recorded history, dating  |
| back to the time millions of years ago, |
| when the first primitive man picked up  |
| a crude club and a round rock, tossed   |
| the rock into the air, and whomped the  |
| club into the sloping forehead of the   |
| first primitive umpire.                 |
|                                         |
| What inner force drove this first       |
| athlete? Your guess is as good as mine. |
| Better, probably, because you haven't   |
| had four beers.                         |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry, "Sports is a Drag"       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;