Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Falling in Love \ | | | When two people have been on enough | | dates, they generally fall in love. You | | can tell you're in love by the way you | | feel: your head becomes light, your | | heart leaps within you, you feel like | | you're walking on air, and the whole | | world seems like a wonderful and happy | | place. Unfortunately, these are also | | the four warning signs of colon | | disease, so it's always a good idea to | | check with your doctor. | | | \ -- Dave Barry / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;