Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Bore, n.: \ | | | A person who talks when you wish him to | | listen. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;