Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Traveling through New England, a \ | motorist stopped for gas in a tiny | | village. "What's this place called?" he | | asked the station attendant. | | | | "All depends," the native drawled. "Do | | you mean by them that has to live in | | this dad-blamed, moth-eaten, | | dust-covered, one-hoss dump, or by them | | that's merely enjoying its quaint and | | picturesque rustic charms for a short | \ spell?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;