Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The poetry of heroism appeals \ | irresitably to those who don't go to a | | war, and even more so to those whom the | | war is making enormously wealthy." | | | \ -- Celine / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;