Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / For most men life is a search for the \ | proper manila envelope in which to get | | themselves filed. | | | \ -- Clifton Fadiman / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;