Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / People of all sorts of genders are \ | reporting great difficulty, these days, | | in selecting the proper words to refer | | to those of the female persuasion. | | | | "Lady," "woman," and "girl" are all | | perfectly good words, but misapplying | | them can earn one anything from the | | charge of vulgarity to a good swift | | smack. We are messing here with matters | | of deference, condescension, respect, | | bigotry, and two vague concepts, age | | and rank. It is troubling enough to get | | straight who is really what. Those who | | deliberately misuse the terms in a | | misbegotten attempt at flattery are | | asking for it. | | | | A woman is any grown-up female person. | | A girl is the un-grown-up version. If | | you call a wee thing with chubby cheeks | | and pink hair ribbons a "woman," you | | will probably not get into trouble, and | | if you do, you will be able to handle | | it because she will be under three feet | | tall. However, if you call a grown-up | | by a child's name for the sake of | | implying that she has a youthful body, | | you are also implying that she has a | \ brain to match. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;