Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Why I Can't Go Out With You: \ | | | I'd LOVE to, but... | | | | -- I have to draw "Cubby" for an art | | scholarship. | | | | -- I have to sit up with a sick ant. | | | | -- I'm trying to be less popular. | | | | -- My bathroom tiles need grouting. | | | | -- I'm waiting to see if I'm already a | | winner. | | | | -- My subconscious says no. | | | | -- I just picked up a book called "Glue | | in Many Lands" and I | | | | can't seem to put it down. | | | | -- My favorite commercial is on TV. | | | | -- I have to study for my blood test. | | | | -- I've been traded to Cincinnati. | | | | -- I'm having my baby shoes bronzed. | | | | -- I have to go to court for kitty | \ littering. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;