Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / NEW YORK (CNN) -- Internet users who \ | spend even a few hours a week online at | | home experience higher levels of | | depression and loneliness than if they | | had used the computer network less | | frequently, The New York Times reported | | Sunday. The result ... surprised both | | researchers and sponsors, which | | included Intel Corp., Hewlett Packard, | \ AT&T Research and Apple Computer. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;