Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / A man gazing at the stars is \ | proverbially at the mercy of the | | puddles in the road. | | | \ -- Alexander Smith / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;