Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "I keep seeing spots in front of my \ | eyes." | | | | "Did you ever see a doctor?" | | | \ "No, just spots." / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;