Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I have now come to the conclusion never \ | again to think of marrying, and for | | this reason: I can never be satisfied | | with anyone who would be blockhead | | enough to have me. | | | \ -- Abraham Lincoln / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;