Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You'd better beat it. You can leave in \ | a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you | | can leave in a huff. If that's too | | soon, you can leave in a minute and a | | huff. | | | \ -- Groucho Marx / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;