Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / > From MAILER-DAEMON@Think.COM Thu Mar \ | 2 13:59:11 1989 > Subject: Returned | | mail: unknown mailer error 255 | | | | "Dale, your address no longer | | functions. Can you fix it at your end?" | | -- Bill Wolfe | | (wtwolfe@hubcap.clemson.edu) | | | | "Bill, Your brain no longer functions. | | Can you fix it at your end?" | | | | -- Karl A. Nyberg | \ (nyberg@ajpo.sei.cmu.edu) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;