Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: #6 \ | | | "Johnny, if you fall and break your | | leg, don't come running to me!" | | | \ -- Mrs. Emily Barstow, June 16, 1954 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;